1 00:00:06,867 --> 00:00:07,667 Blessings! 2 00:00:10,367 --> 00:00:12,033 - Fuck! Fuck! I hit a dog! 3 00:00:12,133 --> 00:00:13,567 Okay, here we go. 4 00:00:13,667 --> 00:00:14,567 Stop it! 5 00:00:14,667 --> 00:00:15,433 What the fuck happened to Bandit? 6 00:00:15,533 --> 00:00:16,800 Peppy! Colin! 7 00:00:16,900 --> 00:00:18,333 This woman just flashed her tit at me, actually, 8 00:00:18,433 --> 00:00:19,600 so, yes, I hit a dog. 9 00:00:22,033 --> 00:00:24,733 Do you think Collie's gonna have trouble adjusting? 10 00:00:25,467 --> 00:00:26,433 To what? 11 00:00:26,533 --> 00:00:27,700 Back to us. 12 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:29,600 Like, 'cause he had a home and family... 13 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:31,100 Sorry, what... what are you saying? 14 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:32,867 Well, just help adapting. 15 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:34,700 I'm not a therapist, but... 16 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:36,200 You want to get a dog therapist? 17 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:39,233 No, but maybe there's, like, some trust-building exercises we can do. 18 00:00:39,333 --> 00:00:41,267 I don't know, like, just to make him feel safe. 19 00:00:41,367 --> 00:00:44,667 Oh man, your generation is obsessed with therapy and safety 20 00:00:44,767 --> 00:00:46,167 and talking. 21 00:00:46,267 --> 00:00:47,400 "My gen..." 22 00:00:48,900 --> 00:00:50,400 Why are you being an arsehole? 23 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:52,567 I'm not. I made you a coffee, what? 24 00:00:52,667 --> 00:00:54,933 You've barely looked at me all morning. 25 00:00:55,033 --> 00:00:56,500 What are you talking about? I'm staring at you right now. 26 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:57,733 Oh, good, yeah. 27 00:00:58,533 --> 00:00:59,967 This is some gaslighting bullshit. 28 00:01:00,067 --> 00:01:02,433 Yeah. Gaslighting. That's another one you guys love. 29 00:01:02,533 --> 00:01:04,367 Gordon, stop it. 30 00:01:04,467 --> 00:01:07,700 We've finally got him back and now you're all miserable. 31 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:09,000 I don't get it. What's going on? 32 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:10,800 I'm sorry, Ash. It's not you. 33 00:01:14,233 --> 00:01:15,700 I've gotta go to work. 34 00:01:16,433 --> 00:01:17,633 And I'm annoyed, so. 35 00:01:22,633 --> 00:01:24,233 I thought you had the morning off. 36 00:01:24,333 --> 00:01:25,500 Yeah, so did I. 37 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:28,467 But, um, uh... 38 00:01:28,567 --> 00:01:30,867 Brett's yeast is, um... 39 00:01:31,933 --> 00:01:32,933 Yeah. No. 40 00:01:37,333 --> 00:01:38,667 Well, this is bad. 41 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:01,967 Ah! 42 00:02:02,633 --> 00:02:03,800 Mmm! 43 00:02:06,833 --> 00:02:08,367 Mmm-hmm! 44 00:02:15,533 --> 00:02:16,733 Sorry, is it your lunchtime? 45 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:18,333 Always. 46 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:22,833 So, what's going on, dear boy? 47 00:02:22,933 --> 00:02:24,767 How likely do you think it is 48 00:02:24,867 --> 00:02:27,067 that I could naturally get a woman pregnant? 49 00:02:28,567 --> 00:02:30,867 Give it the old college try, did you, old boy? 50 00:02:30,967 --> 00:02:31,800 Well... 51 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:34,267 Got some bacon in the drawer, hey? 52 00:02:34,367 --> 00:02:36,433 Harbouring a fugitive, are we? 53 00:02:36,533 --> 00:02:38,133 - Okay. Come out, come out! 54 00:02:38,233 --> 00:02:39,300 We've got you surrounded. 55 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,500 Can we stop it for a sec? 56 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,700 It's just that remember you told me 57 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:45,900 that my sperm count was so low that it was virtually non-existent? 58 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,633 Do you remember? You said that to me. 59 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:49,933 That may be so, Gordon. 60 00:02:50,033 --> 00:02:54,133 But Gordy, Gordy, one must always use a prophylactic! 61 00:02:54,233 --> 00:02:55,633 - A sheath! - Totally. 62 00:02:56,233 --> 00:02:58,367 You know what? Is it possible to maybe look at my file 63 00:02:58,467 --> 00:03:00,800 and you could just tell me what my exact count is? 64 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:02,367 Is that a thing that you...? 65 00:03:02,467 --> 00:03:04,500 It's just that I think that this woman maybe has it wrong, 66 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,567 and I just want to give her some cold facts. 67 00:03:06,667 --> 00:03:09,600 Ooh, some girls don't like those. 68 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:12,267 Be that as it may, I'd love to get some information for myself. 69 00:03:12,367 --> 00:03:13,533 I'd like to help you, Gordon, 70 00:03:13,633 --> 00:03:15,533 but my computer isn't on. 71 00:03:17,433 --> 00:03:18,667 Can you turn it on? 72 00:03:18,767 --> 00:03:20,467 It takes a while to warm up. 73 00:03:21,667 --> 00:03:22,967 Uh, how long have you been here? 74 00:03:23,067 --> 00:03:25,300 Forty-two years come April. 75 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,000 - Today. I meant today. - Oh! 76 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:29,100 A couple of hours? I don't know. 77 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:30,133 Could you just turn it on? 78 00:03:30,233 --> 00:03:31,367 Sorry. Could you just... is that okay? 79 00:03:31,467 --> 00:03:32,433 Would that be okay? 80 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:34,967 Well, I'd have to plug it in first. 81 00:03:35,067 --> 00:03:36,933 Well, why the f... isn't it plugged in? 82 00:03:37,033 --> 00:03:39,400 Now, Gordy, Gordy. -Christ. 83 00:03:40,967 --> 00:03:46,367 I could give you some numbers, some cold, hard, facts, if you like. 84 00:03:46,467 --> 00:03:47,567 - Great. 85 00:03:47,667 --> 00:03:52,133 But it sounds to me like you have a miracle baby here. 86 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:53,600 Can we not say "miracle baby"? 87 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:54,733 Oh, et bien. 88 00:03:54,833 --> 00:03:57,400 Le bébé miracle! Eh? 89 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:58,533 Eh? Eh? 90 00:03:58,633 --> 00:04:00,300 -I just thought this would be an easy... 91 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:04,633 Nothing is easy with a Hewlett-Packard, Gordon. 92 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,200 Thank you for that. 93 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:11,533 Uh... 94 00:04:11,633 --> 00:04:13,467 did Dr Bruce tell you anything? 95 00:04:14,233 --> 00:04:15,133 About...? 96 00:04:15,233 --> 00:04:16,233 Himself. 97 00:04:17,733 --> 00:04:19,767 Oh, he mentioned he was going on long service leave. 98 00:04:19,867 --> 00:04:21,233 Oh, right. 99 00:04:21,333 --> 00:04:23,433 Okay. That's what he's saying. 100 00:04:24,067 --> 00:04:25,067 Is that not the case? 101 00:04:25,167 --> 00:04:28,000 Oh yes, yes, there is no scandal. 102 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:34,167 Okay. Thank you. 103 00:04:40,033 --> 00:04:41,867 Meggles, have you got a sec? 104 00:04:41,967 --> 00:04:44,467 Walk and talk, baby. Walk and talk. 105 00:04:44,567 --> 00:04:46,300 Gordon has got the ick. He's gone all weird. 106 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:47,467 Yesterday you had the ick. 107 00:04:47,567 --> 00:04:49,200 No, I didn't, I was just questioning everything. 108 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:50,300 But I think I'm annoying him. 109 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:51,500 Oh, that's not so bad. 110 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:52,733 But I'm not annoying. 111 00:04:52,833 --> 00:04:55,233 You can be, but I would argue that this is a good sign. 112 00:04:55,333 --> 00:04:57,300 How? I mean, I just moved in with the guy. 113 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,133 No, Ash, this is your fear talking. 114 00:04:59,233 --> 00:05:01,433 Is it? -Yeah, 'cause it's real. It's honest. 115 00:05:01,533 --> 00:05:04,433 Annoying each other is the first true sign of intimacy. 116 00:05:04,533 --> 00:05:06,400 This is from that relationship book I sent. 117 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:07,433 Honestly, they're so good. 118 00:05:07,533 --> 00:05:08,967 Yeah, it's good. 119 00:05:09,067 --> 00:05:11,833 Megan, ooh, what have we got here? 120 00:05:11,933 --> 00:05:13,433 Ah, building site accident. 121 00:05:13,533 --> 00:05:16,900 I'm delivering the arm from the ED to the theatre for replantation. 122 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,333 Was that always an arm? 123 00:05:18,433 --> 00:05:19,900 - Yeah. - Never a baby? 124 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:20,900 Bassinette? 125 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,767 Very creative thinking. I'm impressed, Meg. 126 00:05:22,867 --> 00:05:25,533 Well, thanks, Gene. It was too long for the fingers and hands Esky, 127 00:05:25,633 --> 00:05:27,100 so, yeah. 128 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:30,567 But, um, I have to kind of keep moving 'cause nerve endings and whatnot, so. 129 00:05:30,667 --> 00:05:32,400 - Thanks. 130 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,733 Thinking outside the box. 131 00:05:34,833 --> 00:05:36,467 Now, you could do with some of that. 132 00:05:38,767 --> 00:05:40,300 Swear I saw a baby. 133 00:05:41,833 --> 00:05:42,833 - Thank you. Okay. 134 00:05:42,933 --> 00:05:45,900 Just checking, is this milk pasteurised? 135 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,167 I'm not sure. 136 00:05:47,267 --> 00:05:48,367 It's fine. It is. 137 00:05:48,967 --> 00:05:50,900 How do you know? - It's obviously pasteurised. 138 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,200 We're not on a farm. 139 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:53,200 It, ah... would look like 140 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:54,233 a cup of vomit, wouldn't it? 141 00:05:54,333 --> 00:05:55,533 Oh. 142 00:05:55,633 --> 00:05:57,733 Well, I'm pregnant, so I am just checking. 143 00:05:57,833 --> 00:05:59,067 All good. 144 00:06:00,467 --> 00:06:01,533 Because I'm pregnant. 145 00:06:01,633 --> 00:06:02,567 Congratulations. 146 00:06:02,667 --> 00:06:03,667 Thank you! Thanks. 147 00:06:05,067 --> 00:06:06,633 You're just telling anyone now? 148 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,700 It's a big deal at my age. Don't be mean. 149 00:06:09,833 --> 00:06:10,967 Yvette, I don't really know how to say this, 150 00:06:11,067 --> 00:06:12,367 so I'm just gonna say it. 151 00:06:13,133 --> 00:06:15,900 I really don't think that this child is mine. 152 00:06:17,467 --> 00:06:19,667 So, have you been seeing anybody else? 153 00:06:19,767 --> 00:06:21,833 No. No one. 154 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:23,733 Really? 155 00:06:24,333 --> 00:06:25,600 Just you. 156 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:28,300 Yvette, I had testicular cancer, okay? 157 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,267 So my sperm count is so low 158 00:06:30,367 --> 00:06:32,033 that really, my only chance of becoming a father 159 00:06:32,133 --> 00:06:33,433 is IVF or adoption. 160 00:06:33,533 --> 00:06:35,033 Well, this is a miracle baby, Gordon. 161 00:06:36,133 --> 00:06:37,900 A double miracle seeing as I'm in my forties. 162 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,233 I don't think you're listening to me, Yvette. 163 00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:41,667 I mean, we did give it a pretty good nudge a few months ago. 164 00:06:42,267 --> 00:06:43,233 I-- I feel like... 165 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:45,200 Gordon, just relax, okay? 166 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:47,700 I'm not trying to trap you. I don't want anything from you. 167 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:48,833 Don't you? 168 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:50,800 Just think you've actually forgotten 169 00:06:50,900 --> 00:06:52,600 that we have a really great time together. 170 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:55,567 Do you remember the Hunter Valley? 171 00:06:55,667 --> 00:06:57,600 - Yeah. It was great. - Yeah. 172 00:06:57,700 --> 00:07:00,267 What about salsa classes? You were getting pretty good. 173 00:07:00,367 --> 00:07:02,533 - I was... I was all right. - You were very good. 174 00:07:02,633 --> 00:07:03,967 - Thank you. - Yeah. 175 00:07:04,067 --> 00:07:06,667 So, you know, just finish up your fling and... 176 00:07:07,533 --> 00:07:08,600 we'll be here. 177 00:07:10,900 --> 00:07:13,233 Oh! I was thinking "Keith". 178 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:16,000 That's my middle name. 179 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:17,233 I know. 180 00:07:19,167 --> 00:07:20,400 I'll be right back. 181 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,367 Love you. 182 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:36,200 Um... 183 00:07:37,867 --> 00:07:39,100 Thanks for meeting me. 184 00:07:39,933 --> 00:07:41,833 - It sounded serious. 185 00:07:41,933 --> 00:07:43,267 Well, I mean... 186 00:07:43,933 --> 00:07:45,067 Mm. 187 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,033 Yeah, there's not, ah... 188 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:50,000 It's not an easy thing to say, so I'll just say it. 189 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:51,833 I moved in too fast. 190 00:07:51,933 --> 00:07:53,133 No, no, no. No. 191 00:07:53,233 --> 00:07:54,133 I'm annoying you. 192 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:55,467 No, you're not. 193 00:07:55,567 --> 00:07:57,400 - No, you say-- - No, no, no, Ash. 194 00:07:58,167 --> 00:07:59,167 Yvette is pregnant 195 00:07:59,967 --> 00:08:00,967 and she says that it's mine. 196 00:08:01,067 --> 00:08:02,133 Flash! 197 00:08:04,033 --> 00:08:06,767 - Gene! 198 00:08:06,867 --> 00:08:09,133 Ooh, you look so good! 199 00:08:09,233 --> 00:08:11,200 So do you. God, man, hey. 200 00:08:11,300 --> 00:08:13,167 Still rocking the overalls, man. Nothing's changed. 201 00:08:13,267 --> 00:08:14,733 Well, you nail a look, you stick with it. 202 00:08:14,833 --> 00:08:16,300 Yep. 203 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,000 - Hello, Ashley. 204 00:08:18,100 --> 00:08:19,967 Oh, that's right, of course, you two know each other. 205 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:22,100 - Yeah. We're actually together. 206 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:25,533 Oh, Dr Molden, how about that? 207 00:08:26,367 --> 00:08:27,767 No, you got a good one here. 208 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:31,400 We all had crushes on Flash in the chemo hall in the men's group. 209 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:33,200 Oh, no, no, stop it. Stop it. 210 00:08:33,300 --> 00:08:34,667 Um, awesome, man. 211 00:08:34,767 --> 00:08:36,300 - So good to see you. I'll-- - You catch up with the guys? 212 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:38,100 - I don't. I don't. I should. - Oh, that's a shame. 213 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:39,533 You know, we should get together. 214 00:08:39,633 --> 00:08:41,233 You know, fishing trip or poker night. 215 00:08:41,333 --> 00:08:42,167 - Poker night. - Yep. 216 00:08:42,267 --> 00:08:43,633 We should. We should. Anyway... 217 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:45,933 - How's the cat? - What cat? 218 00:08:46,033 --> 00:08:47,433 - Don't you have a cat? - Nup. 219 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:49,867 - I think you're thinking of-- - Ugh, no, I am! 220 00:08:49,967 --> 00:08:50,933 - I'm thinking of Phil. - Phil. 221 00:08:51,033 --> 00:08:52,633 - Yes, Phil's got the cat. - Yes, he does. 222 00:08:53,467 --> 00:08:54,367 - Yeah. Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 223 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:55,500 Was he just cat-sitting? 224 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,633 Oh, wow, yeah. Not sure. Not sure. 225 00:08:57,733 --> 00:08:58,767 - Anyhoo. - Anyway. 226 00:08:58,867 --> 00:08:59,667 - Yep. - Doesn't matter. 227 00:08:59,767 --> 00:09:00,767 - So. - So. 228 00:09:01,433 --> 00:09:02,533 Good to see ya. 229 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:05,367 - Tim died. - Did he? 230 00:09:05,467 --> 00:09:09,233 Yes. Oh, yeah, he was fine. Remission. 231 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:10,500 Went in for his annual checkup... -Yup. 232 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,700 ...and, boom, lit up like a Christmas tree. 233 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,333 - Oh, fuck, I didn't know that. - Yup. 234 00:09:14,433 --> 00:09:16,867 Christmas time, too, which is so sad. -Yeah. 235 00:09:16,967 --> 00:09:18,167 That's probably why I said Christmas tree. 236 00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:19,500 Christmas, Christmas. 237 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,233 Yeah, yeah. Anyhoodley. 238 00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:23,300 - Check you later. - Yup. 239 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:24,267 And, ah... 240 00:09:24,367 --> 00:09:26,300 Look at her face. 241 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,800 Never seen a guy sport a beret before, Ashley? 242 00:09:28,900 --> 00:09:30,233 I am cool, you know. 243 00:09:30,833 --> 00:09:31,767 Okay, brother. 244 00:09:31,867 --> 00:09:33,033 - Check ya, bro. - Check ya. 245 00:09:33,133 --> 00:09:34,433 I'm gonna... 246 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:37,367 I'm gonna call you, give you a tingle, and... 247 00:09:37,467 --> 00:09:39,367 - You on the same number? - I am. 248 00:09:39,467 --> 00:09:40,900 - See? Always the same. - Yeah. 249 00:09:42,867 --> 00:09:44,400 - Okay. - Okay. 250 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:45,900 All right, Flashy. Flash mob. 251 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,933 - Flash mob. 252 00:09:49,700 --> 00:09:50,733 See ya, Gene. 253 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:55,733 Ash, are you okay? 254 00:09:56,767 --> 00:09:58,700 I just need you to know that I never... 255 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:01,167 I never thought I'd ever be able to get anybody pregnant. 256 00:10:02,433 --> 00:10:04,467 And-- and people are saying "miracle baby", 257 00:10:04,567 --> 00:10:06,300 which is a term I don't like at all, 258 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:09,400 but... I do want to do the right thing. 259 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,467 You know, whatever that is. 260 00:10:10,567 --> 00:10:12,167 So, if this is mine, 261 00:10:12,267 --> 00:10:13,367 and we need to find that out, 262 00:10:13,467 --> 00:10:15,333 I can't just walk away. 263 00:10:15,433 --> 00:10:17,567 You know, I need to grow up at some point. 264 00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:18,500 Don't I? 265 00:10:22,633 --> 00:10:24,033 Sorry, 266 00:10:24,133 --> 00:10:25,700 how much did you have sex? 267 00:10:26,933 --> 00:10:28,033 Is that important right now? 268 00:10:28,133 --> 00:10:31,200 Uh, you told me 269 00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:34,733 that it wasn't a very physical thing with her. 270 00:10:35,533 --> 00:10:37,833 All things are physical. What do you mean? 271 00:10:37,933 --> 00:10:41,533 But if your chances of getting someone pregnant are that low, 272 00:10:41,633 --> 00:10:44,967 then... you must have given it a pretty good crack. 273 00:10:45,067 --> 00:10:48,467 Not really because whether we had sex once or a thousand times, 274 00:10:48,567 --> 00:10:50,333 each individual chance was very low. 275 00:10:50,433 --> 00:10:51,633 Oh, okay, Sportsbet. 276 00:10:52,367 --> 00:10:53,600 Can you not drag me over the coals here? 277 00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:55,600 It's-- this is before you and I got together. 278 00:10:58,100 --> 00:11:00,800 This... this might be too much for me, actually. 279 00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:01,900 Oh... 280 00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:05,067 Ugh. I've got to go back in. 281 00:11:05,167 --> 00:11:06,300 Ash... 282 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,200 - Come on. - Congratulations. 283 00:11:22,233 --> 00:11:23,267 Ciggie? 284 00:11:25,567 --> 00:11:27,100 Yeah, man. Actually, that'd be great. 285 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,367 No, do you have one? 286 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,467 No, I don't. Sorry, man. 287 00:11:37,867 --> 00:11:40,067 So, she walked off and you followed her? 288 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:42,033 No, I thought she wanted space. 289 00:11:42,133 --> 00:11:43,233 Durr Burger! 290 00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:45,633 Rule 462 of How To Not Be A 291 00:11:45,733 --> 00:11:47,233 When you tell your girlfriend you got your ex pregnant... 292 00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:48,433 - But did I, though? - ...you follow her. 293 00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:49,500 Thank you. 294 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:50,900 So, you've been spreading your seed for years 295 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,233 thinking you were shooting blanks. 296 00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:54,233 - Classic male. - Oh, is it? 297 00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:55,933 Sorry, she who hates all men now. 298 00:11:56,033 --> 00:11:57,467 And they are blanks. 299 00:11:58,033 --> 00:11:59,467 Well, then I guess you got yourself... 300 00:11:59,567 --> 00:12:00,767 - Don't say miracle baby. - ...a miracle baby. 301 00:12:00,867 --> 00:12:02,000 Fuck ya. 302 00:12:02,467 --> 00:12:04,033 Your chickens are coming home to roost, mate. 303 00:12:04,133 --> 00:12:05,167 - Oh yeah? - Yup. 304 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:06,467 'Cause your chickens need help with their homework 305 00:12:06,567 --> 00:12:08,000 and you're at a fuckin' k.d. lang concert 306 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:10,833 jiving out in the mosh pit in your fuckin' Doc Martens. 307 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,167 Sorry. 308 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,000 We really need to update your references. 309 00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:17,333 - I'd bloody love that. - Okay. 310 00:12:17,433 --> 00:12:19,433 Oh, speaking of babies... 311 00:12:19,533 --> 00:12:21,467 That's so sweet. 312 00:12:21,567 --> 00:12:23,167 - Total breach of our license. - Oh, but... 313 00:12:23,267 --> 00:12:24,200 Hey, sorry, guys. 314 00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:25,833 - Brett is onto it. Yeah, no minors. 315 00:12:25,933 --> 00:12:27,233 - Aw, leave 'em. What? 316 00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:29,700 If she was eating a meal it'd be okay, but, you know. 317 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:32,000 Sorry, she's three months old. 318 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:33,533 How is she supposed to eat a meal? 319 00:12:33,633 --> 00:12:34,933 Ah, it's all right, Jules, we'll, um... 320 00:12:35,033 --> 00:12:36,300 We'll just... we'll order something. 321 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,267 We actually don't do proper meals. -Hey, guys. 322 00:12:38,367 --> 00:12:40,367 So, it's not like she's gonna order a fuckin' drink, all right? 323 00:12:40,467 --> 00:12:41,733 This is fuckin' ridiculous, all right? 324 00:12:41,833 --> 00:12:43,700 - It's fuckin' ridiculous. - Okay, easy. 325 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:46,200 No, it's not easy! Okay?! 326 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:48,900 We haven't been out of the house for like 12 fuckin' weeks! 327 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,367 And now that she's not fuckin' crying, 328 00:12:50,467 --> 00:12:52,367 I thought, "Wouldn't it be nice to go grab a drink." 329 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:54,167 But no, this fuckin' country with its fuckin' rules 330 00:12:54,267 --> 00:12:55,733 and your dumb fuckin' brewery! 331 00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:57,500 I've fuckin' had it! 332 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:58,833 And I'm taking this! 333 00:12:58,933 --> 00:12:59,733 Jules... 334 00:12:59,833 --> 00:13:01,267 It's shit beer! 335 00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:05,200 - Sorry, mate. - Sorry, man. 336 00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:06,800 Ah, it's... it's all good. 337 00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:08,133 Rules are rules, right? 338 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,500 It's just been... tough. 339 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,700 For her and me. 340 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,600 Um... yeah. 341 00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:18,733 Babies are fucked. 342 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,633 - I'm not sure, hey. 343 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,867 - You could... nup. 344 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,733 Bless you. 345 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:37,767 Man. 346 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:41,433 That looks fuckin' horrible. I don't want that. 347 00:13:41,533 --> 00:13:42,967 Yeah, it doesn't look easy. 348 00:13:43,067 --> 00:13:45,800 You should be grateful. At least you know about yours now. 349 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,200 You know, my mate? 350 00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:49,500 His missus had one of those, what do you call them? 351 00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:51,333 Toilet babies. 352 00:13:51,433 --> 00:13:53,267 Toilet babies? - Yeah. 353 00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:54,733 Thought it was a gluten intolerance. 354 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:55,833 Turned out, 355 00:13:55,933 --> 00:13:56,933 nine-pound baby. 356 00:13:57,467 --> 00:13:59,033 Well, that's really helpful. Thanks, Bretty. 357 00:13:59,133 --> 00:14:00,167 You're welcome. 358 00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:02,933 Gordo, look at me. 359 00:14:03,633 --> 00:14:04,900 You're gonna be a great dad. 360 00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:07,067 All right? 361 00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:08,967 Father is a verb. 362 00:14:09,867 --> 00:14:11,600 And when you keep doing the verb 363 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:12,900 you become the noun. 364 00:14:15,033 --> 00:14:16,733 - Did you make that up? - Yeah, I did. 365 00:14:17,633 --> 00:14:19,367 You're across nouns and verbs and all that? 366 00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:22,033 I won the English prize in Year 10, you fuckwit. 367 00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:22,967 Sorry, man. 368 00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:23,967 Nah, that's all right. 369 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,033 That's really beautiful, Bretty. 370 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:27,000 Thank you. 371 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,467 You're a good friend. 372 00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:29,467 I know. 373 00:14:29,567 --> 00:14:30,400 Back to work. 374 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:31,933 All right, boss. 375 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,267 - Ah. - Ah... 376 00:14:41,367 --> 00:14:43,967 If it isn't the fruit of my love's luscious loins. 377 00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:45,100 Lee... 378 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,033 No. 379 00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:48,867 To what do we owe the pleasure? 380 00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:51,300 You're... so, you're back here? 381 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,767 - Mm? - Huh? 382 00:14:52,867 --> 00:14:55,733 Oh, yes, no, the seminar only lasted a couple of days. 383 00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:56,700 Seminar? 384 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,067 Yes. Linguistics. 385 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:01,033 Just me and Australia's top cunning linguists. 386 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:03,533 Thought Mum kicked you out. 387 00:15:04,733 --> 00:15:06,233 You thought, you thought. 388 00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:08,367 "I thought I had a think, that's what I thunk!" 389 00:15:08,467 --> 00:15:10,267 Mm, that's what she told me. 390 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:11,533 No. 391 00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:13,233 Red wine? White wine? 392 00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:14,400 Icy pole? 393 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,333 No, thank you. I'll just wait for Mum in the kitchen. 394 00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:17,500 Ah, bup bup bup! 395 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,033 You will find the third Williams sister on the court. 396 00:15:20,867 --> 00:15:21,900 - Okay. - Allow me. 397 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,133 No, I know where it is. 398 00:15:23,233 --> 00:15:24,267 Thank you. 399 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:41,267 I mean, we were just getting off the ground, you know, Mum? 400 00:15:41,367 --> 00:15:44,367 Seeing if, like, we actually work together. 401 00:15:44,467 --> 00:15:46,733 And now what? I'm supposed to be a stepmum? 402 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,467 Well, that doesn't make me a grandmother. 403 00:15:49,567 --> 00:15:51,200 What? - It doesn't. 404 00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,500 Can this be 405 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:56,067 about me, please, right now? 406 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:58,967 Poor Gordon. 407 00:15:59,067 --> 00:16:02,033 He's gonna need a strong woman by his side, Ashley-Marie. 408 00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:03,567 What about what I need? 409 00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:04,800 God. 410 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:06,400 That's enough, Denise. 411 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,433 Clean up now. 412 00:16:11,467 --> 00:16:14,367 Darling, men need champions right now. 413 00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:16,500 I mean, look what happened to poor Lee. 414 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,533 He got fired for being inappropriate with his students online. 415 00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:21,400 That witch preyed on him! 416 00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:24,633 Anyway, I've taken away his phone and his computer. 417 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:26,367 He's totally analogue now. 418 00:16:26,467 --> 00:16:28,600 Just needs a tight leash, that's all. 419 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,333 He had an iPad with him at the front door. 420 00:16:31,433 --> 00:16:33,900 Oh, that's just for his word games. 421 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,267 His word games online? 422 00:16:36,367 --> 00:16:38,500 Men's mental health is very delicate now. 423 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,800 The suicide rate just went up again. 424 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,633 You sound like a men's rights activist. 425 00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:44,767 Maybe I am. 426 00:16:45,633 --> 00:16:46,733 On the bright side, darling, 427 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:47,900 running around after little ones 428 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,733 is a great way of keeping the weight off. 429 00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:51,633 I was a size 6 when you were two. 430 00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:53,967 So, pregnant, are we? 431 00:16:54,533 --> 00:16:55,767 Thought you were looking a little ripe. 432 00:16:55,867 --> 00:16:58,000 No, Gordon's got a girl in trouble. 433 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,633 Ooh! Tin roof rusted! 434 00:17:00,733 --> 00:17:03,467 Lee, can I just talk to my mum? 435 00:17:03,567 --> 00:17:05,167 "Stepmother likes to punish." 436 00:17:05,267 --> 00:17:07,800 Click, like, subscribe, download. 437 00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:09,267 Okay, you two are fucked. You're fucked. 438 00:17:09,367 --> 00:17:11,533 I just don't know why I came here. Why do I ever come here? 439 00:17:11,633 --> 00:17:12,700 Denise? 440 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,667 My racquet needs re-stringing again. 441 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,233 The tension is pathetic. 442 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:19,633 Sorry. - Don't touch me, hey? 443 00:17:38,733 --> 00:17:39,733 Ash? 444 00:17:40,967 --> 00:17:41,933 You awake? 445 00:17:46,967 --> 00:17:47,867 I am awake. 446 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,967 Oh, for fuckin'-- I asked! 447 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:54,200 Did you ask because you wanted to talk or fart? 448 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:56,833 I wanted to talk, 449 00:17:56,933 --> 00:17:59,333 but seeing as you were asleep, I decided I'd fart. 450 00:18:00,467 --> 00:18:01,733 This stinks. 451 00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:03,400 I'm going downstairs. 452 00:18:10,867 --> 00:18:12,233 Why did you do it? 453 00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:13,833 The... the fart or... 454 00:18:13,933 --> 00:18:16,000 or the Yvette situation? 455 00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:18,433 Both. 456 00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:34,900 Hey. - Morning. 457 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:38,467 This is nice. 458 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,133 Please. 459 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:47,867 - You want to talk? - Yeah. 460 00:18:47,967 --> 00:18:48,800 Let's talk. 461 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:50,533 Okay. 462 00:18:50,633 --> 00:18:52,000 Uh... 463 00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:53,500 So listen, I think... 464 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,667 Well, I know... 465 00:18:56,133 --> 00:19:00,333 I've spent a huge chunk of my life dodging responsibilities, to be honest. 466 00:19:00,433 --> 00:19:04,767 And, um, I think this is probably one that I should face up to. 467 00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:06,733 If it is one at all. 468 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,867 But you are very important to me now, Ash, 469 00:19:10,967 --> 00:19:13,233 so... what do you think? 470 00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:16,700 I really just want us to work, Gordy. 471 00:19:17,867 --> 00:19:19,067 So do I, Ash. 472 00:19:21,033 --> 00:19:22,500 The fact that you're owning all of this 473 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,800 does make me feel better about everything. 474 00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:27,333 But the situation itself is completely fucked. 475 00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:30,967 Like, it complicates my life hugely. 476 00:19:31,067 --> 00:19:32,033 Yeah. 477 00:19:32,933 --> 00:19:35,400 But maybe that's what being in a grownup relationship is. 478 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:36,933 I don't know. Maybe I've never been in one. 479 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:43,367 What do you think Yvette wants exactly? 480 00:19:45,067 --> 00:19:48,167 Well, I mean, I think she's a bit dismissive of this. 481 00:19:48,267 --> 00:19:51,500 So, you know, getting her over that is probably a first step. 482 00:19:52,367 --> 00:19:54,233 Dismissive? Of... of me? 483 00:19:55,033 --> 00:19:57,267 Well, she's waiting, I think, 484 00:19:57,367 --> 00:19:58,833 you know, for this to be... 485 00:19:58,933 --> 00:19:59,767 over. 486 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,433 Are you joking? Is that what she said? 487 00:20:02,533 --> 00:20:04,267 In so many words, yeah. 488 00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:05,500 She said that? 489 00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,067 Yeah, she did. 490 00:20:07,967 --> 00:20:08,833 Huh. 491 00:20:10,367 --> 00:20:11,733 That's what she said? 492 00:20:11,833 --> 00:20:14,233 Yeah, Ash. Yeah. I think she did. 493 00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:16,067 Hmm. 494 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,767 Huh. 495 00:20:18,867 --> 00:20:19,900 That's funny. 496 00:20:22,867 --> 00:20:24,067 Lisa? Hi, Yvette, please. 497 00:20:24,167 --> 00:20:25,233 I want to speak to Yvette. 498 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:26,700 - Which vet? We have several. No! 499 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,000 Don't do that. We've done this one. -Shh! 500 00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:30,300 No, we are not doing that either. -Okay, let's... 501 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,600 Dr Yvette is in surgery right now. -Listen to me. 502 00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:34,133 I want to speak to that woman right now, please. 503 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,300 Ooh, silky bantam? 504 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,333 We're good. Thanks, mate. 505 00:20:36,433 --> 00:20:38,100 I really just want to talk to Yvette. 506 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,500 I believe she's operating right now. -[Lisa] Shh. 507 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:40,933 Well, there you go. Let's sit down. Let's take a breath. 508 00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:42,333 - Don't manage me. - No, no. Sorry. 509 00:20:42,433 --> 00:20:43,667 Hey, would you two like a water or something? 510 00:20:43,767 --> 00:20:44,533 We're fine, thank you. 511 00:20:44,633 --> 00:20:45,500 Sorry, mate. I'm Gordon. 512 00:20:45,933 --> 00:20:47,133 Gordon? With the little guy with the wheels? 513 00:20:47,233 --> 00:20:48,367 - That's right! - Fabulous. 514 00:20:48,467 --> 00:20:49,867 Yeah.-You are in excellent hands with Yvette. 515 00:20:49,967 --> 00:20:51,900 Great.-Oh, here she is. Woman of the hour. 516 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,800 - What is going on? - We need to talk, Yvette. 517 00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:55,800 Do we, though? Because my business is with Gordon. 518 00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:57,200 Not sure that it is. 519 00:20:59,533 --> 00:21:01,667 Better cut your claws, ma'am. 520 00:21:01,767 --> 00:21:02,733 Oh! So sorry. 521 00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:03,967 Here's the thing, okay? 522 00:21:04,067 --> 00:21:05,867 No, we are not doing this here. -[Ashley] He and-- 523 00:21:05,967 --> 00:21:06,900 I'm so sorry, Pam. 524 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:07,833 Follow me. 525 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,667 Oh, sorry, Pam. 526 00:21:10,533 --> 00:21:11,533 Sorry, Pam. 527 00:21:16,767 --> 00:21:17,800 You have five minutes. 528 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,867 I'm about to de-sex a Burmese. Right? 529 00:21:20,967 --> 00:21:22,467 Ashley, what is your problem? 530 00:21:22,567 --> 00:21:23,933 I'm not going anywhere, okay? 531 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,100 So, if you are gonna have a baby with Gordon, 532 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,333 you are gonna have it with me. 533 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,333 Hey, sorry, bub. 534 00:21:32,533 --> 00:21:35,133 Geraldine's actually going into labour, so she could be a bit erratic. 535 00:21:35,233 --> 00:21:36,533 -"Bub"? - Who's Geraldine? 536 00:21:36,633 --> 00:21:37,667 The python over there. 537 00:21:38,967 --> 00:21:40,767 - Are you two a thing? - Ugh... 538 00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:41,933 Ah... - Oops. 539 00:21:42,033 --> 00:21:44,067 Oh, no... [splutters] Not really. 540 00:21:44,167 --> 00:21:45,800 - How long's this been going on? 541 00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:48,067 So sorry, why is the snake out of her cage? 542 00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:49,567 - Couple of months. - Not very long. 543 00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:51,000 But officially, pretty recent. 544 00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:52,867 I don't think that these two should be in the same room together. 545 00:21:52,967 --> 00:21:55,867 So, there is a chance that this kid isn't mine. 546 00:21:55,967 --> 00:21:57,033 No, hang on a moment 547 00:21:57,133 --> 00:21:58,900 - because you can be-- Hold on. 548 00:21:59,000 --> 00:21:59,900 Are you pregnant? 549 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,067 Yes. 550 00:22:01,167 --> 00:22:02,667 Oh my God! 551 00:22:02,767 --> 00:22:03,933 Oh, calm down, Micah. 552 00:22:04,033 --> 00:22:06,167 You were so fuckin' sure that it was mine, Yvette. 553 00:22:06,267 --> 00:22:07,867 - I am. Are you? 554 00:22:07,967 --> 00:22:10,367 Were you or were you not seeing this guy at the same time you were seeing me? 555 00:22:10,467 --> 00:22:12,033 - Don't remember. Yes, you do. 556 00:22:12,133 --> 00:22:13,300 I-- all right! 557 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,233 Maybe there is a chance that it's his. 558 00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:18,367 His or mine, I will always be there. 559 00:22:18,467 --> 00:22:21,067 I don't know about dates and times. 560 00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:24,567 I'm just a woman trying to live. Okay? 561 00:22:24,667 --> 00:22:27,433 I'm a woman in her forties who wants to be a mum. 562 00:22:27,533 --> 00:22:28,833 My sisters can do it. 563 00:22:28,933 --> 00:22:30,833 My younger fuckin' sisters! 564 00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:32,900 My mum's breathing down my neck. 565 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,800 "Yvette, why are you married to your cats and dogs?" 566 00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:38,300 "Why are you such a fat, fuckin' loser?" 567 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,733 And here I am 568 00:22:39,833 --> 00:22:40,967 at 12 weeks 569 00:22:41,067 --> 00:22:42,900 for the first time in my fuckin' life 570 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,400 at 43 years of age. 571 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:47,167 Why can't I have a baby with someone who I actually like? 572 00:22:47,267 --> 00:22:49,467 Why don't you like him? There's nothing wrong with him. 573 00:22:49,567 --> 00:22:50,567 Because he's boring! 574 00:22:50,667 --> 00:22:52,700 - Micah, you're boring. - Am I? 575 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:53,967 Oh, that's news to me. 576 00:22:54,067 --> 00:22:55,400 It shouldn't be! 577 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,867 When was the last time that you and I did anything remotely fun?! 578 00:22:57,967 --> 00:22:58,967 We like going bouldering. 579 00:22:59,067 --> 00:23:00,233 I hate bouldering! 580 00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:01,333 You like bouldering! 581 00:23:01,433 --> 00:23:02,533 Bouldering sucks! 582 00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:04,700 It's not even a boulder, it's inside, 583 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,300 and you've got calloused hands and your stupid pointy shoes! 584 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,000 They're disgusting! I hate them! 585 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,200 Anyway... 586 00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:14,400 I'd love to-- I'll-- 587 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,600 - Yeah, we should go. - Yeah. 588 00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:16,467 - 'Cause of the... - I think so. 589 00:23:16,567 --> 00:23:18,567 Hey, ah, congratulations. 590 00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:20,067 Thanks, buddy. Lots to talk about, obviously. 591 00:23:20,167 --> 00:23:21,067 Not really. Not for me. 592 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:23,100 I'm done here. Um... 593 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,967 Yvette, I'm sorry that you felt the need to try-- 594 00:23:25,067 --> 00:23:26,567 Oi, nah, nah. Text it. 595 00:23:26,667 --> 00:23:27,867 Get out of my practice. 596 00:23:27,967 --> 00:23:29,500 Trying. It's on your foot. 597 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:33,400 I know it's on my fuckin' foot, you child. 598 00:23:55,567 --> 00:23:58,167 So, I propose we go inside, 599 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,100 we get Colin, 600 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,300 and then we go to a bar and get drunk 601 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,567 with our dog. 602 00:24:03,667 --> 00:24:04,967 That sounds amazing. 603 00:24:05,067 --> 00:24:06,600 - Let's do it. - Yeah. 604 00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:09,233 Um, wait. 605 00:24:10,667 --> 00:24:14,433 At what point in the courting process 606 00:24:14,533 --> 00:24:17,533 do you usually tell the girl that you can't have kids? 607 00:24:17,633 --> 00:24:19,767 Uh, yes... 608 00:24:19,867 --> 00:24:21,267 Ah, are you the girl? 609 00:24:21,367 --> 00:24:22,333 Yes, I'm the girl. 610 00:24:22,433 --> 00:24:24,967 Yeah, okay, well, I would say now. 611 00:24:25,067 --> 00:24:26,200 All right, then do it. 612 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,633 Can't have kids. 613 00:24:29,733 --> 00:24:30,900 Yikes. 614 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,400 - Yeah. 615 00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:35,567 - How do you feel about that? - Um... 616 00:24:36,133 --> 00:24:38,000 Maybe a little bit sad? 617 00:24:39,267 --> 00:24:42,033 But also, do I want to be a mum? I don't know. 618 00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:45,633 Big thoughts. Big, big questions. 619 00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:48,033 Is it a dealbreaker? 620 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,300 I think I'd rather have you 621 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,900 and maybe not have kids 622 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,300 than be with some guy who can have them. 623 00:24:57,967 --> 00:25:00,433 I think I'd rather be with you. 624 00:25:02,333 --> 00:25:03,167 That's beautiful. 625 00:25:03,267 --> 00:25:05,000 - Maybe. - I'll take it. 626 00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:06,667 I'll take a maybe. Let's go. 627 00:25:08,567 --> 00:25:10,433 - I have a big question though. Hit me. 628 00:25:10,533 --> 00:25:13,733 Why... was that snake... 629 00:25:13,833 --> 00:25:15,267 - Oh! - ...out of its cage? 630 00:25:15,367 --> 00:25:17,067 Yes! I don't know but I've been thinking about it. 631 00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:18,133 - And I think-- - Dropped your keys. 632 00:25:18,233 --> 00:25:20,467 I think maybe it's to bring on labour. 633 00:25:20,567 --> 00:25:21,867 Yeah, bring on labour. That's the only thing that makes sense. 634 00:25:21,967 --> 00:25:23,967 But you know what? I thought a pregnant snake would be like... 635 00:25:24,067 --> 00:25:25,533 like one bump, like... 636 00:25:25,633 --> 00:25:26,533 Like a skinny lady. 637 00:25:26,633 --> 00:25:28,400 Yeah! Like eating a big meal, or... 638 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:29,867 Nah, they're all stacked vertic-- 639 00:25:29,967 --> 00:25:31,567 No, like lengthways, the eggs. 'Cause I looked it up. 640 00:25:31,667 --> 00:25:32,733 Are they? Yup. 641 00:25:32,833 --> 00:25:33,767 And they just pop out like a Pez dispenser? 642 00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:35,733 Yeah. - Straight out of the cloaca. 643 00:25:35,833 --> 00:25:37,033 What? 644 00:25:37,133 --> 00:25:38,400 Cloaca? 645 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:39,433 Cloaca! 646 00:25:39,533 --> 00:25:41,333 That's the one thing. That's the one hole. 647 00:25:41,433 --> 00:25:42,467 That does everything. 648 00:25:42,567 --> 00:25:44,200 That's the anus, that's the vagina, that's the lot. 649 00:25:45,733 --> 00:25:47,667 Mate, get yourself a cloaca. You got it sorted. 650 00:25:47,767 --> 00:25:50,667 I'm gonna, I'm gonna make an appointment with a plastic surgeon.